Human = eat + sleep + work + enjoy
Pigs = eat + sleep
Hence, Human = Pigs + work + enjoy
If, Human - enjoy = Pigs + work
In other words,
Human that don't know enjoy = pigs that work

Men = eat + sleep + earn money
Pigs = eat + sleep
Hence, Men = Pigs + earn money
If Men - earn money = Pigs
In other words,
Men that don't earn money = Pigs

Women = eat + sleep + spend
Pigs = eat + sleep
Hence, Women = Pigs + spend
If, Women - spend = Pigs
In other words,
Women that don't spend = Pigs

Summary:
Men earn money not to let women become pigs!
Women spend not to let men become pigs!

Meaning of F.R.I.E.N.D.S.H.I.P

• "F" is for Fun............That friends share when they are together.
• "R" is for Reliability....A true friend is someone that you can always rely on.
• "I" is for Interest.......Someone who is genuinely interested in you, your fears, joys, and life.
• "E" is for Energy.........They pick you up when you are down, and give you the energy to go on and believe in yourself.
• "N" is for Nothing........Nothing is ever too much, no matter what time it is, night or day.
• "D" is for Distance.......Although the miles may separate you, a true friend is never far away.
• "S" is for Secrets........Your feelings and personal/private thoughts that you can only share with a friend.
• "H" is for Happiness......The way I feel when we are together.
• "I" is for Inseparable....Through good times and bad, tears and laughter. A friend will always be there for you jst frnds like u ..
• "P" is for Perfect........The friendship that you and I share. You make normal days into special days. Turn my tears of sorrow into tears of laughter. My world is a brighter place due to the friendship and love that we share.

George Bush, Manmohan Singh, Aishwarya Rai, and Sonia Gandhi are traveling in a train.

The train goes through atunnel and it gets completely dark. Suddenly there is a kissing sound and then a slap! The train comes out of the tunnel. The women and Manmohan are sitting there looking perplexed.

Bush is bent over holding his face, which is red from an apparent slap.

All of them remain diplomatic and nobody says anything.
Sonia is thinking:
These Americans are all crazy after Aishwarya. Bush must have tried to kiss her in the tunnel. Very proper that she slapped him.

Aishwarya is thinking:
Bush must have tried to kiss me but kissed Sonia instead and got slapped.

Bush is thinking:
Damn it. Manmohan must have tried to kiss Aishwarya. She might have thought it was me and slapped me.

Manmohan is thinking:
If this train goes through another tunnel I will make another kissing sound and slap Bush again!!!

An application was for employment
A program was a TV show
And a keyboard was on a piano!
Memory was something that you lost with age
A hard drive was a trip on the road
Cutting, you did with a pocket knife,
Pasting, you did with glue.
The Web was where a spider lived
And a virus was the flu!