Britney Spears...  

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Get Rid Of Head ache...  

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The nose has a left and a right side; we use both to inhale and exhale. Actually they are different; you would be able to feel the difference. The right side represents the sun, left side represents the moon.

During a headache, try to close your right nose and use your left nose to breathe. In about 5 mins, your headache will be gone.

If you feel tired, just reverse, close your left nose and breathe through your right nose. After a while, you will feel your mind is refreshed.

Right side belongs to 'hot', so it gets heated up easily, left side belongs to 'cold'. Most females breathe with their left noses, so they get "cooled off" faster. Most of the guys breathe with their right noses, they get worked up.

Do you notice the moment we wake up, which side breathes faster? Left or right? If left is faster, you will feel tired. So, close your left nose and use your right nose for breathing, you will get refreshed quickly.

This can be taught to kids, but it is more effective when practiced by adults.

Why not give it a try?

60 earth hour-Switch off lights!!!  

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Citizens from across 85 countries in over 800 cities around the world are switching their lights off on March 28 for one hour, from 8.30pm to 9.30pm, to raise their voice against climate change. It's now happening in India, for the first time. Tell your family, friends and colleagues about WWF earth hour, and ask them to join in and switch off lights for a healthy planet.
www.earthhour.in
Do log in this website and be a part of this noble cause.

I have already been a member. Just do it and save our mother planet...

Funny Jokes...  

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1) Q : Wat is the height of mixed emotion ???
Ans : Wen ur mother -in- law falls from 7th floor on ur mercedes...

2) Boy: O Bewafa tune Shadi Q ki? Mera Dil jal k Raakh ho gaya...
Girl: Fikr na kar tumhari Raakh bekar na jayegi...
Yahan bhej do Bartan dhone k kaam aayegi.

3) Nari ke chakkar me bhulo mat yari, Laat maaregi naari to yaad ayegi yaari, Baat maano hamari ban jao brahmchari, Ye jaankari janhit me jaari

4) What is d diff btwn daava n daru?
Dava is lik ''grlfrnd" dat comes with expiry date
n
daru is like ''wife'' jitni purani hogi utni sir pe chadti hai.

5) 1 Medical student ne apni classmate ko khun se likha letter dekar kaha,"Muje iska ans jarur dena
Ladki Ne jawab diya,"Tumara blodgrup A+ Hai

6) Aey mere kadradan Dost meri jaan.Tum hamesha rahoge hattekatte naujawan kyounki...Jab Khuda meherban to GADHA bhi PAHALWAN.

7) Napolean:There's no such word as impossible in my dictionary...
Sardarji : Oye!!! Toh dictionary dekh ke kharidni thi na!

Shayaries At Its Best...  

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Apne gamo ki yu numaish na kar,
Apne nasib ki yu aazmaish na kar,
Jo tera hai tere dar pe khud ayega,
Roz roz use pane ki khwaish na kar!

Jo Rehte Hai Dil Me Juda Nahi Hote,
Kuch Ehsas Lafzo Me Bayan Nahi Hote,
Ye Hasrat Hai Wo Manaye Hume Kabhi,
1 Hum Hai Kabhi Khafa Nahi Hote

Bin Apke Na Ji Payege Hum
Apki Parchhai Banke Zindgi Bitayege Hum
Dur Jane Ki Mujhse Sochna Bhi Mat
Apke Itna Sochne Se Hi Mar Jayege Hum

Sham Se Meri Ye Ankhe Nam Hai,
Shyad Is DiLme Chpa Koi Gam Hai,
Humse Hai Tanhai Ya Tanha Hum Hai,
Koi H JiSki Yad Me Ye Rate GuJr gaye

Ae Khuda! 1 baar use mera bana de,
Kitna chahta hu zara use bata de;
Har-pal dehkta hu sapne usi ke,
Na Jaagun mujhe aisi NEEND sula de.

Har Pyar Me Izhaar Nahi Hota,
Ye Dil Yun Hi Bekarar Nahi Hota,
Wo Khush Rahe Hum Ji Lenge,
Par Unke Bin Dhadkan Ka Ehsas Nahi Hota!

Kuch Ansu Hote He Jo Behte Nhi
Log Pyar K Bina Duniya Me Rehte Nhi
Hum Jante He Apko B Ati He Hmari Yad
Par Jane Q Aap Humse Kehte nhi he

Is barsatme ham bheeg jayenge
Dilme tamanna ke ful khil jayenge
Agr Dil kare milneko to Dilse yaad karna,
BARSAT bankr ham baras jayeng




Bikini Competition...  

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March Ending-Auditor!!!  

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Once upon a time there was a shepherd looking after his sheep on the side of a deserted road.

Suddenly a brand new Porsche screeches to a halt.

The driver, a man dressed in an Armani suit, Cerutti shoes, Ray-Ban
sunglasses, TAG-Heuer wrist-watch, and a Pierre Cardin tie gets out and asks the shepherd,

'If I can tell you how many sheep you have, will you give me one of them?'

The shepherd looks at the young man, then looks at the large flock of grazing sheep and replies, 'Okay.'

The young man parks the car, connects his laptop to the mobile-fax, enters a NASA Website, scans the ground using his GPS, opens a database and 60 Excel tables filled with algorithms and pivot tables.

He then prints out a 150-page report on his high-tech mini-printer, turns to the shepherd and says, 'You have exactly 1,586 sheep.'

The shepherd cheers, 'That's correct, you can have your sheep.'

The young man takes one of the animals from the flock and puts it in the back of his Porsche.

The shepherd looks at him and asks, 'If I guess your profession, will you return my animal to me?'

The young man answers, 'Yes, why not?'

The shepherd says, 'You are an auditor.'

'How did you know?' asks the young man.

'Very simple,' answers the shepherd. '

Firstly, you came here without being wanted.

Secondly, you charged me a fee to tell me something I already knew.

Thirdly, you don't understand anything about my business...

'.....Now Can I have my dog back?

Katrina Is Sweet...  

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Tum Se Hi (Jab We Met) on Piano...  

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This instrumental is so very touching. I dedicate it to all the true lovers of the world.

Happy Holi...  

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A Very Happy Holi to all...


Apples...  

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Sardarji went to US to live with his brother. Sardarji's Brother owns an apple shop in US.

One day he asked his brother to stay at the shop because he had to go somewhere.

He asked his brother if somebody comes to shop and ask for the apple's price, tell them $2 a pound. If somebody questions whether these apples are sweet or sour, tell them some are sweet and some are not. If some body says I do not want to buy, tell them somebody else will buy.

Now the sardarji was ready to sell the apples.

A lady comes and asks sardarji, Do you know what time it is ? Sardarji replied $2 a pound.

Lady said; all sardarji's are idiot and fools.
Sardarji replied, some are some are not.

Lady got frustrated and said, I will take you to police station.
Sardarji replied, if you will not take me some body else will take

Recession Boss...  

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At first, it was

Alibaba & 40 Thieves

now


it is Alibaba & 30 Thieves


WHY?


Poocho Kyon ?

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Recession Boss!!!


Alibaba had removed 10 thieves from his group.
Cost Cutting...

Report Card...  

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A father passing by his teenage daughter's bedroom was astonished to see the bed was nicely made and everything was neat and tidy.

Then he saw an envelope propped up prominently on the centre of the pillow. It was addressed "Dad". With the worst premonition, he opened the envelope and read the letter with trembling hands:-


Dear Dad,

It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you, but I'm leaving home. I had to elope with my new boyfriend Randy because I wanted to avoid a scene with Mom and you.

I've been finding real passion with Randy and he is so nice to me. I know when you meet him you'll like him too - even with all his piercing, tattoos, and motorcycle clothes. But it's not only the passion Dad, I'm pregnant and Randy said that he wants me to have the kid and that we can be very happy together.

Even though Randy is much older than me (anyway, 42 isn't so old these days is it?), and has no money, really these things shouldn't stand in the way of our relationship, don't you agree?

Randy has a great CD collection; he already owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. It's true he has other girlfriends as well but I know he'll be faithful to me in his own way. He wants to have many more children with me and that's now one of my dreams too.

Randy taught me that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone and he'll be growing it for us and we'll trade it with our friends for all the cocaine and ecstasy we want. In the meantime, we'll pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so Randy can get better; he sure deserves it!!

Don't worry Dad, I'm 15 years old now and I know how to take care of myself. Someday I'm sure we'll be back to visit so you can get to know your grandchildren.

Your loving daughter,
Sussie


At the bottom of the page were the letters " PTO".

Hands still trembling, her father turned the sheet, and read:

PS: Dad, none of the above is true. I'm over at the neighbour's house. I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than my report card that's in my desk centre drawer. Please sign it and call when it is safe for me to come home.

I love you!

Your loving daughter,
Sussie