The Ultimate Truths...  

Posted by Nikhil Agarwal in

  • Whenever I find the key to success, someone changes the lock.
  • Alcohol doesn't solve any problems, but if you think again, neither does Milk.
  • In order to get a Loan, you first need to prove that you don't need it.
  • All the desirable things in life are illegal, expensive or fattening.
  • If at first you don't succeed. Destroy all evidence that you ever tried.
  • You can never determine which side of the bread to butter. If it falls down, it will always land on the buttered side.
  • Anything dropped on the floor will roll over to the most inaccessible corner.
  • If you come early, the bus is late. If you come late the bus is still late.
  • Once you have bought something, you will find the same item being sold somewhere else at a cheaper rate.
  • When in a queue, the other line always moves faster and the person in front of you will always have the most complex of transactions.
  • You will pick up maximum wrong numbers when on roaming.
  • The door bell or your mobile will always ring when you are in the bathroom.
  • If your exam is tomorrow, there will be a power cut tonight.
  • Irrespective of the direction of the wind, the smoke from the cigarette will always tend to go to the non-smoker.

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1 comments

Corrct , u r abolutelly Corrct .

August 25, 2008 at 9:07 PM

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