1) Q : Wat is the height of mixed emotion ???
Ans : Wen ur mother -in- law falls from 7th floor on ur mercedes...

2) Boy: O Bewafa tune Shadi Q ki? Mera Dil jal k Raakh ho gaya...
Girl: Fikr na kar tumhari Raakh bekar na jayegi...
Yahan bhej do Bartan dhone k kaam aayegi.

3) Nari ke chakkar me bhulo mat yari, Laat maaregi naari to yaad ayegi yaari, Baat maano hamari ban jao brahmchari, Ye jaankari janhit me jaari

4) What is d diff btwn daava n daru?
Dava is lik ''grlfrnd" dat comes with expiry date
n
daru is like ''wife'' jitni purani hogi utni sir pe chadti hai.

5) 1 Medical student ne apni classmate ko khun se likha letter dekar kaha,"Muje iska ans jarur dena
Ladki Ne jawab diya,"Tumara blodgrup A+ Hai

6) Aey mere kadradan Dost meri jaan.Tum hamesha rahoge hattekatte naujawan kyounki...Jab Khuda meherban to GADHA bhi PAHALWAN.

7) Napolean:There's no such word as impossible in my dictionary...
Sardarji : Oye!!! Toh dictionary dekh ke kharidni thi na!