Indian Titanic...  

Posted by Nikhil Agarwal in ,

If Titanic was made in INDIA...

10) There would be 10 times as many people on the ship.
9) There has to be a song with a girl wearing a white dress, singing in the rain.
8) By the end of the movie: hero finds mom, dad, sister and brother.
7) Its seven and a half hours long.
6) The movie would be called "Doobta Hua Pyar"
5) Kate Winslet played by Madhuri Dixit, and Leonardo Di Caprio played by Salman/Shahrukh Khan.
4) The ship would sink because there are too many people on it.
3) None of the people would float for long because of saris.
2)They would be serving mango fruity on the ship
1)Wait a minute; it was an Indian movie if u think about it AND Can you imagine how many times we would hear"BACHAOOOOOO!"

PS: The hero, heroine, his mom, dad, sister and brother will float in the cold water for days and yet survive. The villan will drown in the first drops of water.

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2 comments

Anonymous  

dis is seriously true...a gud one..lol.....

June 1, 2008 at 4:15 PM

lols. . .
Thats really true

June 6, 2008 at 3:21 PM

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