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Posted by Nikhil Agarwal in

Lalu: Rabri, tum to hamara CHAND ho.
Rabri: Na ji hamka CHAND VAND mat kahiye, ye sasure America wale roj Chand pe chadte utarte rahte hai.

SANTA: DOCTOR SAAB AAPKO TAANKE LAGANE AATE HAI.
DOC: HA AATE HAI KAHA LAGANE HAI
SANTA: YE LO CHAPPAL PE LAGA DO .

Boy- 4m d day Im ur frnd,Im nt able 2eat,drink r smoke.
Girl-hw sweet,so ur madly in LOVE wid me?
Boy-SHUT UP.U made my pocket empty.

Teacher to Santa. is line ki english banao,
usne apna kaam kiya or karta hi gya.
Santa.He done his work and done dana dan done dana dan

Pappu cycle pe jate huye ek Ladki se takra Gya
Ladki-Ghanti nhi mar sakte kya
Pappu-Puri cycle mar di ab ghanti kya alag se maru.

SARDAR pulls GAL in room
Locks d door n puts off lyts
Pulls her on bed n drags her
under blanket
&SAYS:

Dekho meri Nayi RADIUM watch

Grl:How much u love me?
Boy:Like Shajahan.
Girl:Then when will U build Taj Mahal?
Boy:Already purchsed land. Now waiting for Ur death

Filmi life aur Aslilife me kya ANTAR hai?
Zamu:Film me bahut mushkilo k bad shadi hoti hai.Asli life me shadi k bad bahut mushkil hoti hai

Roy: Meet my wife Tina
Jim: I knw her. V were caught sleepin together
Roy: Wat d hell?
Jim: 10 yrs ago, in History Class

Ramu asked pandtG:
"i tried ur number so many time,
it said 'switched off'
PandtG:
"no yar that was my CALLER TUNE..

Teacher:Batao 'A' k baad kya ata hai?
Santa thodi der sochne k baad bola..
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"Kya Bolti tu..!" hahaha

KUSHAL: May I come in sir?
Interviewer: Wait please...
KUSHAL:
75 kg sir!!

Sir:kal school kyu nhi aye?
Sonu:kal meri cow ne bachda diya tha
Sir:esme kya badi baat hai
Sonu:badi bat nhi hai to ap deke dikhayie

Santa:Tum Kitne Saal se Jalebi Bana Rahe Ho?
Halwai:30 Saal Se!
Santa:Badi Sharm Ki Bat he
Tumse Aaj Tak Jalebi Sidhi Nai Bani..

Train station par ruki,1 aadmi khidki k pas baite Srdar se bola-Kaun sa station hai?Sardar bahar dekhkr bola-Lagtha hai railway station hai.

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