Dad: Son, what do u want for your birthday?
Son: Not much dad, just a radio with a sports car around it.

Diner: I can't eat such a rotten chicken. Call the manager!
Waiter: It's no use. He won't eat it either.

Man: Officer! There's a bomb in my garden!
Officer: Don't worry. If no one claims it within three days, you can keep it.

Husband: U know, wife, our son got his brain from me.
Wife: I think he did, I've still got mine with me!