Being busy with work and looking like it are two different things. Master the art of looking busy. Read on...
- Never walk without a document People with documents look hardworking. Those with nothing in their hands look like they're going to the cafeteria.
- Carry loads of stuff home with you at night to show that you work longer hours than you really do.
- Messy desk Build huge piles of documents around your workspace, only top management can get away with a clean desk.
- Screen all your calls through voice mail If somebody leaves a message for pending work, respond during lunch hour when you know they're not there.
- Look impatient & annoyed to give the impression that you're always busy.
- Always leave the office late, especially when the boss is still around. Make sure you walk past the boss' room on your way out.
- Send important e-mails at unearthly hours (i.e. 9:35pm , 7:05am , etc.) & during public holidays.
- Creative sighing for effect Sigh loudly when there are many people around, giving the impression that you are under extreme pressure
- It is not enough to pile lots of documents on the table. Put lots of books on the floor, etc. (thick computer manuals are the best).
- Read computer magazines & pick out all the jargon & new products. Use the phrases freely when in conversation with bosses.
- MOST IMPORTANT -- DON'T forward this to your boss by mistake!
- Economic Times
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