T'cher:Bobby Join these 2 sentences together.I was cyclin toSchool.I saw aDead body.Bobby:(while thinking)I saw a dead body cycling toSchool

Arz kiya hai:Bahaar aane se pehie fiza aa gayi,ki bahaar aane se pehle fize aa gayi,Aur phool khilne se pehle................ Bakri kha gayi

Banta send sms to Santa: Bhejne wala mahan, padhne wala buddhu.Santa got angry and replied: Bhejne wala budddhu, padhne wala mahan.

Aye mere kadardan, Dost meri Jaan, tum hamesha rahoge hattekhatte nawjawan, kyounki,khuda meherbaan to Gadha pahelwaan...

What is education? wasting quarter part of life to learn how to waste balance part of life.

Height of chonfusion: whether to kaugh or to cry:seeing your mother-in-law falling form 8th floor on ur new ferrari car. Think abt it..

Girl goes 2 Dr wthMom.Girl:Medicl chebkupKarana hai.Dr:SareKapde utar keParde kePiche let jao.Girl:Mera nai,momKa.Dr:MatajiAap jibh Dikhaiye

Zara gaaur se padiyega.....Aasmaan pe jitne taare haiaakhon me jitne ishare haisamaander ka jitne kinare haiutne hi screw dheele tumhare hai

Make your life a house your heart can live in. With a door that is open to receive friends.And a garden full of memories of many good things

Live 4 the person who dies 4 u Smile 4 the person who cries for u Fight 4 the person who protects u Love the person who love u more then u.

What is education? Wasting quarter part of life to learm how to waste balance part of life.

Mohabbat ka imtihaanAasan nahi,Pyaar sirf paaney kaNaam nahi,Muddatein beth jaati hai kish ke intezaar mein,Yeh sirf pal do pal ka kaam nahi

Salesman: This Computer willcut your workload by 50%
Santa: That is great,I will take two of them...........

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